Rarest (and most valuable) limited edition consoles

Priceless (or just extremely expensive)

Limited edition consoles are some of the most manipulative products imaginable. They have been known to inspire sin within us–the envy of those who have what we do not, the avarice of obtaining such a pricey item, the vain pride of showing it off to your buddies. And yet, every time we see systems with rare, alternative designs–say, a Pokemon embossed 3DS XL or a one-of-a-kind Xbox–our eyes light up, and our wallets tremble.

It got us thinking–with all the console colors out there, how rare can these limited editions possibly get? Obscenely rare, as it turns out. We’ve perused countless limited edition consoles, seeking out those that are hardest to find. We chose to (mostly) exclude airbrushed systems, which just look kind of ugly; impractical (and boring) gold-plated consoles; and custom designs made exclusively for high-paid athletes, because screw them. That said, get ready to drool at the prospect of owning some of these systems–just try not to get too depressed knowing that these may elude your grasp until the end of days.

Famitsu Skeleton Game Boy Light

Remember when Nintendo liked to use scandalous double entendres on their packaging? Neither do we–which makes it all the more surprising how the cardstock that this special Game Boy came on has lines like “Playing with somebody’s better than playing with yourself” and “Jack in! To that girl with your junction-cable!” Innuendo aside, this see-through handheld lives up to its Skeleton name nicely, with white buttons and glow-in-the-dark properties.

If you’ve never heard of a Game Boy Light, that’s because they were a Japanese exclusive: what we know as a Game Boy Pocket, but with much-needed backlighting added in. This limited edition was offered through wildly popular Japanese gaming mag Weekly Famitsu, who distributed 5,000 via mail order or special event sales.

Osamu Tezuka Game Boy Light

Feast your eyes on another gorgeous Game Boy Light–only, this one is a lot more family friendly. This limited edition handheld was made in honor of Osamu Tezuka, the legendary cartoonist and godfather of manga who created such timeless classics as Astro Boy, Jungle Emperor (aka Kimba the White Lion), and Black Jack. Those iconic characters and more can be seen bursting from the middle of this Game Boy, and really pop thanks to the transparent red casing.

We’re not saying that we hate Nintendo’s guts for not selling this or any other Game Boy Light outside of Japan, butOK, yes, that is what we’re saying. To think of how much money we would’ve saved on those dopey Worm Light accessories–but it’s too late for savings now, since this limited edition is going for almost $300 on eBay.

Donkey Kong GBA SPDK

This bright yellow handheld is definitely eye-catching, with a color combo that evokes the Kong’s beloved bananas. We’re not sure if the brown D-pad and buttons symbolize DK’s fur coat, the stems of a banana bunch, or the auburn hue of DKC’s iconic barrels–but no matter how you interpret it, this is the GBA that Donkey Kong fans dream of.

Unfortunately for them, only 1,000 of these were produced, so you should expect to pay a grand or more to peel the plastic off this costly banana. That said, there’s no swankier way to play DK King of Swing than with this fruit-colored handheld.

Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles GameCube

Crystal Chronicles was already something of an oddity: an action RPG that was a far cry from traditional FF, with a bizarre emphasis on cable connectivity with the Game Boy Advance. Bundle the game with a milky white GameCube, and do a production run of a mere 150 units to achieve ultimate obscurity.

Like so many items on this list, the FFCC GC (say that three times fast) was only available in Japan–if you can call such a scarce unit count, mixed with the fact that they weren’t for sale, availability at all. At least you get an added bonus in the bundle: an identically colored Game Boy Player. But finding three other friends with Nintendo GameCube-Game Boy Advance link cables is probably just as difficult as procuring this incredibly elusive console itself.

Pikachu N64

Pokmon branding is just a part of life at this point. Backpacks, lunchboxes, watches, whatever–if it had a surface large enough for an image, you can bet that Pikachu or Charizard would be stamped on there for all to see. But no Pokmaniac’s life could be complete without this blue N64, which had the adorable electric-type critter grafted right onto the console. Hopefully you were a Toys ‘R’ Us kid, because that was the only place to find one of these.

The blue-and-yellow color scheme is nice and all, but it’s the details that really push this limited edition over the top. The Power switch is now a Pokball, and Pikachu’s adorable right foot acts as the Reset button. Better yet, his cheeks light up when the system is on. It’s almost enough cuteness to make you forget about the $500-or-more price tag.

Pokmon Championships 2009 DSi

Here’s another instance of Pokmon-covered console goodness–but acquiring this one wasn’t as simple as a trek to the local Toys ‘R’ Us. It’s been tradition to offer limited editions of Nintendo’s handhelds at the Pokmon World Championships, usually as prizes to those that place highly in the on-site tournaments.

For instance, if you want this special DSi, you have two options. A) Go back in time to 2009 and be the best Pokmon master in the world. Or B) Beat up someone who was, then steal their property. Even with your undeserved prize and the blood of an innocent on your hands, seeing Pikachu and friends sailing through a summer paradise will absolutely warm the heart.

Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3D Premium Package 3DS

Take a moment. Just look at that 3DS. Really look at it. Admire its gorgeous majesty. Wonder, as we do, if that snakeskin design is a palpable texture or just an optical illusion. Realize that, even if you have no intention of playing Snake Eater with a cramped grip on the 3DS, you must own one of these. Then plummet into depression when you find out that acquiring this bundle will cost you around $599 US dollars.

Konami is no stranger to teaming up with Nintendo to create limited editions; they previously collaborated on the relatively plain silver GameCube packaged with MGS: Twin Snakes. But we think they really outdid themselves with this 3DS model; something about the minimalist-yet-iconic design is just too cool.

Culdcept Edition 3DS LL

To own this handheld is to be the best Culdcept player in the known universe. That’s because this lustrous, silver LL (the Japanese equivalent to the 3DS XL) is the only one of its kind, awarded to the winner of a nationwide Culdcept 3DS championship. If you’re not familiar with the Culdcept series, it’s essentially a complex fantasy version of Monopoly, with Magic: The Gathering-style cards thrown into the mix. Similarly, if you aren’t intimately familiar with the ins and outs of Culdcept, then your chances of owning this are actually zero.

Of course, the winner had to already own a 3DS to even play the game and climb to the top of the heap, but that’s beside the point. What matters is that every time you turn this handheld on, you’re reminded that you alone stand above all other Culdcept players.

Taco Bell Xbox 360 Slim

Apparently, Microsoft isn’t opposed to living mas from time to time. If you wanted the chance to win one of these white-and-purple Slims, you were going to have to eat an obscene amount of Taco Bell: the only way to get an instant-win code was to order a variety of Mexican fast-food items, all ending with the Supreme suffix. But before you go making jokes about American obesity, you should know that this contest was a promotion limited to Canada.

We’re definitely down with the color scheme on this 360–but stupid Taco Bell had to go and ruin it by emblazoning the side of the console with that dopey bell logo. Not to worry–we’ll never own one, as it’s theorized that only three were given away as part of the 12,000 prizes that you had an infinitesimal chance of winning.

Atari Xbox

We wonder if, when Atari died (aka declared bankruptcy) in early 2013, the retro company begged “Bury me with my Xbox.” Lime green Dew U Xboxes are for commonfolk–the true mark of classic Xbox rarity is this garish, one-of-a-kind orange model. Despite the fact that it looks like someone dipped a regular ol’ Xbox in carrot-colored paint, this is no doubt the rarest version of the console in existence.

Atari gave it away at the Leipzig Games Convention all the way back in 2004, though we don’t know if the winner did anything to rightfully earn this rarity. As if that wasn’t prize enough, he (or she) even received some kickin’ Atari-branded sweatbands, because hey, why not?

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