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Skyscraper (1996) Die Hard On A… Skyscraper. What Would John McClane Do: Probably exactly what he did in Die Hard – Skyscraper basically takes the plot of Die Hard and swaps McClane for Anna Nicole Smith’s big-boobed pilot. The horror. Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) Die Hard On A… Cruise …

Brace yourselves for some of the funniest, weirdest and most creative movie-related maguffins that have been buzzing around the internet this week. Case in point, the amazing Batman , Joker and (rather tubby) Bane cosplayers above, who were snapped wandering around Las Vegas (via @Imgur ). And it just gets …

Gareth Edwards’ Godzilla reboot looks set to swell its cast with some quality acting talent, with Bryan Cranston and Elizabeth Olsen reported to be in talks to join the project. The stars will join leading man Aaron Taylor-Johnson in the film, which is currently receiving a rewrite from Frank Darabont …

Anchorman 2 has added some more comedy firepower to its ensemble with the announcement that Kristen Wiig has officially joined the cast. Director Adam McKay took to Twitter to confirm the news, and sounded suitably excited about securing the Bridesmaids star for the sequel. “Just found out Kristen Wiig officially …

Ben Affleck did not get a nod for Best Director in the 2013 Oscar nominations , but that hasn’t stopped him snaffling industry awards for based-on-fact CIA caper Argo . Following the film’s triumph at the Screen Actors Guild Awards , Affleck has now collected the DGA Award for Outstanding …

Kickboxing aliens invade a Derby housing estate in a laughable Independence Day wannabe. Pierce Brosnan’s son Sean (largely shirtless) and Jean-Claude Van Damme’s daughter Bianca Bree are the stars, with Jean-Claude Van Damme himself turning up as a survivalist recluse who becomes Earth’s last line of defence. One long tracking …

Robert Rodriguez will have Star Wars fanboys-and-girls bubbling with excitement at the admission that he’d be up for directing a Han Solo spin-off. In a chat with MTV (opens in new tab) , the Sin City , Desperado and Spy Kids filmmaker said, “I don’t mind them doing more Star …

Incredible as it might sound today, Tim Burton was once charged with re-energising the flagging Superman franchise, with Nicolas Cage as the man in line to fill out the famous suit. Now while Superman Lives never saw the light of day, it hasn’t sunk entirely without trace. Because happily, pictures …

Kick-Ass 2 has released a first official image online, featuring Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Jim Carrey in costume as Kick-Ass and Colonel Stars and Stripes respectively. We know all about Kick-Ass, but the Colonel is the new character, and the head of the organisation known as Justice Forever, a ragtag bunch …

Porn princess biopic Lovelace has taken its bow at the Sundance Film Festival. One of this year’s most talked-about entries, it’s the story of how one Linda Boreman became Linda Lovelace, the skin-flick superstar most (in)famous for 1972’s Deep Throat . Despite the filmmakers’ noble efforts to explore how Linda …