A lot of nonsense gets talked in this industry. And a lot of it is best ignored. But sometimes you come across a statement so wrong on so many levels that it’s like a delicately-balanced Jenga stack of wrongness, with so many multi-layered wrongs intricately holding each other in place …
Read More »Japanese bureaucrat arrested for taking up-skirt photos. Blames gaming. Wins cliche of the year award
If you’re engaging in overly-clichéd behaviour, surely at some point, if you have any level of self-awareness at all, you realise it. Obviously not every one does. Legions of hipsters still to this day sit in coffee shops perusing their Mac Books without the slightest sliver of irony at all …
Read More »Todays news from Opposite World: Microsoft claims to be better than Sony at fresh new IP for core gamers
Yeah, it seems that in a recent interview (opens in new tab) with Game Informer, Microsoft Studios President Phil Spencer has been bandying about the platform holder’s apparent strength in fresh new IP for the hardcore player, while simultaneously giving Sony a bit of a kicking in that area. Also, …
Read More »Saints Row: The Third teaming up with Adult Swims Tim and Eric for awkward comedy
We’ve seen so many screens and videos for Saints Row: The Third that we’re almost overwhelmed by the extreme absurdity of it all, and now THQ seems to be trying to push us over the limit of craziness we can take. The publisher is teaming up with Adult Swim superstars …
Read More »ITV documentary makers mistake game footage for real life, use Arma II clip to “show” IRA attack
You’ll notice that I’ve held back on my traditional charming, deftly-executed snark for that headline up there. The reason? The reality of this story is too funny and abominably ludicrous for me to be able to add anything to it. The mainstream British media, always ready to tell us that …
Read More »Ubisoft dialing back DRM for Driver: San Francisco on PC
Ubisoft is backing away from plans to saddle PC Driver: San Franciscoplayers withrestrictiveDRM – but just barely. Responding to backlash over its initial decision to make the open world driving gameunplayable without a constant internet connection, the studiostatedit will be switching to aless demanding DRM systemwhereby players will only have …
Read More »Notch challenges Bethesda to Quake 3 duel over Scrolls legal dispute
There’s nothing particularly funny about Markus %26ldquo;Notch%26rdquo; Persson’s battle with Bethesda’s (read: ZeniMax’s) lawyers over the alleged misuse of the name ‘Scrolls’ for Mojang Studios’ next game, however there is something refreshingly awesome about his proposed solution. Hoping to end the dispute as quickly and honorably as possible, the Minecraft …
Read More »Jersey Shore gear adds class to Xbox Live Avatar Store
Now you too can represent everything that’s wrong (and/or effin’ awesome!) with Western culture with the purchase of Jersey Shore Xbox Live avatar gear. Released to celebrate the hit reality show’s 4th season premiere, the selection includes clothing and accessories inspired by the Jersey Shore cast, and are available in …
Read More »The most bizarre Mortal Kombat trailer yet
Wanna learn about Mortal Kombat from the latest trailer? Too bad! However, I did learn that sign spinning isn’t just something only the homeless people in my neighborhood hone while being paid tostand on street corners like living, pitiable billboards for furniture store close outs. The dudes in the video …
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