Would you want to live on Dead Island? Sure it’s overrun by infected tourists with an insatiable appetite for person pie and the place is littered with partially gobbled corpses and all the survivors are witless lazy fecks with terrible accidents and even worse crisis management skills. But if you can look beyond all of that it’s a little slice of tropical paradise. A place in the sun. With the palm trees and the sand. Beautiful. Who wouldn’t want to live in such a tres desirable location?
What we’re trying to say with all this vaguely guided preamble is please have a look at this Dead Island video. It pretends to be like one of those property shows that your parents watch and makes them feel miserable and resentful of the little shit hole they’re stuck in with no obvious means of escape. Just watch the video.
Sept 16, 2011