Porcine Prime Ministers, Primeval ’s dodgy calendar, Nintend-bingo and loads more…

At long last, Aliens: Colonial Marines hasbeen given acold, hard release date. Well, release month – actually, more like release season. After five years of gestating in Gearbox Software’s stomach, SEGA today announced the long-anticipated shooter based on FOX’s sci-fi film franchise will burst through in a haze of blood, …

To life’s many great imponderables – Where did we come from? What’s our purpose? Does God exist? Why did they make a fourth Scream movie? – we can now add the following question: would watching The Beaver without any awareness of Mel Gibson’s monster raving loony antics make it a …

Dive! Dive! Dive!

Begged by John Waters to “make another old-school Gregg Araki movie”, the filmmaker duly obliges with an unhinged, saucy frolic that harkens back to such earlier favourites as The Doom Generation and Totally F***ed Up. The latter is one way to describe Smith (Thomas Dekker), a film studies student at …

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Frankly, it all soundsquite good, provided you’re heavily into your online CoD. The one snag? You’ll have to fork out for some of it. Launching officially later this year with Modern Warfare 3, Elite will first be beta-tested (in public)with Black Ops. It’ll launch integrated into MW3, but will be …

Listen up Noir fans! LA Noire has become a fairly divisive game around our office, but I for one don’t care. I love me some film noir, so I thought it’d be fun to remove LA Noire’s music track and insert iconic scores from some of my favorite film noir …

On iPhone Game: BurnStarPrice: $1.99 / £1.19Size: 13.2 MBGet it now on iTunes: US (opens in new tab) / UK (opens in new tab) On iPad
 Game: BurnStarPrice: $1.99 / £1.19Size: 13.2 MB
Get it now on iTunes: US (opens in new tab) / UK (opens in new tab) We all …

The drought of ass-kickin’ ninja sidescrollers is nearly over, people. It took almost a decade, but Sega’s finally done the right thing and announced the a brand new Shinobi game, exclusively for Nintendo 3DS. And it looks as if the House of Sonic’s learned a thing or too since 2003’s …