When the first Wipeout came out on the original PlayStation back in late 1995, I was but a freckled faced, ten-year-old whippersnapper. 22 years on, if Future Me could hop in a DeLorean and travel back to show that kid even 30 seconds of Wipeout Omega Collection running at 4K/60 …
Read More »Star Trek: Bridge Crew review: “Beautiful to behold when all four crew mates are working in perfect harmony”
You’ll probably never play Star Trek Bridge Crew. At least, not how it’s really meant to be enjoyed. That’s not because this is a poor game, or that it lacks features or fan service – it’s just too rarefied an experience. While you can crew both the USS Aegis and …
Read More »Baywatch review: “Unfunny, unthrilling and unsexy”
On paper, Baywatch sounds ripe with guilty pleasure: an update on one of the most popular, and cheesy, TV shows of all time, played for giggles and filled with beautiful people, wearing little. On screen, Baywatch flounders. If you’re hoping for the meta-yet-mainstream smart-stupid fun of the Jump Street (opens …
Read More »Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia review: “A fascinating glimpse at where the series could have ended up”
What happens when a series suddenly, belatedly goes supernova? Shadows of Valentia presents Nintendo with a rare opportunity to capitalise on Fire Emblem’s unexpected recent rise by probing its past. This remake of the Japanese-only Fire Emblem: Gaiden isn’t so much a new beginning for the series as a look …
Read More »Doctor Who S10.02 review: “A quirky idea that never reaches its full potential”
Smile should have been a really good episode. Honestly, the potential was there. Here’s why: the Doctor and Bill are transported to a distant future (a normal scenario, granted) where they discover caretaker robots of a not-so-mysteriously empty colony (more on that in a bit) have gone haywire, instructing nano-robot …
Read More »Mass Effect: Andromeda review: “Not a disaster, but definitely not the fresh start this series needed”
Andromeda should have been a smart new chapter for the Mass Effect series. As far as the story goes, it is. 634 years since setting off into deep space, a colony of ships from the Milky Way – representing most of the major species from our galaxy – arrives in …
Read More »Mass Effect: Andromeda review: “Not a disaster, but definitely not the fresh start this series needed”
Andromeda should have been a smart new chapter for the Mass Effect series. As far as the story goes, it is. 634 years since setting off into deep space, a colony of ships from the Milky Way – representing most of the major species from our galaxy – arrives in …
Read More »The Walking Dead S7.14 review: “It’s kind of awe-inspiring how aggressively mediocre this show insists on being”
Spoilers lie ahead. Like, directly ahead. Proceed with caution. Once Sonequa Martin-Green was cast (opens in new tab) in upcoming TV series Star Trek: Discovery (opens in new tab), it seemed likely that Sasha would be exiting the world of The Walking Dead one way or another. Given how many …
Read More »The Walking Dead S7.12 review: “A stupid, indulgent mess that trades genuine emotion for exposition dumps”
Well, that didn’t last long. While Hostiles and Calamities (opens in new tab) was an excellent examination of how ordinary people are compelled to do terrible things, Say Yes was a stupid, indulgent mess that traded genuine emotion for exposition dumps and what in the HELL was up with that …
Read More »I Am Setsuna review: “Obtuse combat and monotonous pacing keep it from reaching lofty heights.”
I Am Setsuna is out this week for Nintendo Switch. Here is our review from its initial release on PS4. I Am Setsuna knows what it wants to be, and it tries its hardest to achieve it. It’s a smaller, more intimate adventure than many of Square Enix’s prior efforts, …
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